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Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

What are the possible reasons for people feeling depressed after the holiday season? Why does being alone exacerbate these feelings?

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

2 new measles cases confirmed in Colorado - 9News

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Google's Find Hub finally gets AirTag-like UWB precision finding - Android Police

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Baker Hughes Announces Sale of Precision Sensors & Instrumentation Product Line to Crane Company - Baker Hughes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Craig Breslow Discusses Red Sox’ Struggles, Future Plans - MLB Trade Rumors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

When are the gas prices supposed to go up? Just asking because I was told by "educated" liberals that they were going to go throught the roof, but all I see are prices going down, especially in my home state of Ohio!!!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

What was your experience when trying GHB?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Let’s say you have 3 separate manuscripts and send 1 of them to 12 different agents (4 read same copy). Now let’s say 2 agents each liked separate manuscripts and want to move forward. What would you do as far as transparency and negotiation?

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Will my 9 year old face more difficulties than most girls her age if she’s an early bloomer? My daughter already needs regular B cup bras. The doctor says that my daughter will be even more developed by 11-12 years of age.

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

What do you CPAP users do to keep your mouth closed during sleep using a nasal pillow?

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